Knock Knock

 It's been a couple months and so I'm feeling kind of intimidated about trying to catch up.  I think it's clear that a toddler and a preschooler are just too much for me to handle in addition to documenting their childhoods for them.
I'm just going to start with the most important thing:  Knock Knock Jokes.  Molly has been into them for awhile (she has about 3-4 that she rotates) and now Maggie has mastered one too (sort of).
Anyone familiar with Yo Gabba Gabba (or knock knock jokes) has probably heard this one before, but it's by far the favorite in our house.
 

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Interrupting Cow.

Interup...MOOO!

If you watched the video, I think it's pretty clear what Maggie's favorite part of that joke is.
One thing that has happened in the past couple months is that I have moved into the future and actually own an iPhone now.  Now I'm taking semi blurry pictures on my phone because it's handy, when my camera is not.  Oh-well...most of my childhood pictures are blurry Polaroids.
So here's some cell phone pics
Uncle Ben retired from the Marines after 20 years of service!  Here's Maggie celebrating appropriately at his party with watermelon.

She's just screaming "country club" in this outfit. It's really too much.

Molly did some shopping with Daddy.  In case you were wondering, there is NO lengua in my refrigerator.  Just this lovely picture to remember it by.

We had peaches!  They were pretty good and Maggie was really into picking them.  Even if they weren't ready.  What was really funny though was that Maggie also wanted to do the same thing at our nectarine tree a few weeks later, but since Jonny put up netting to keep the birds out, she just ran around it yelling "peash!, peash!"  Worked well for birds and babies.

I'm pretty sure that they love each other for at least 20 minutes a day.

Maggie has become a decent sleeper.  I won't say "good" because she still gets up at 5, but she's better than she used to be.  You can judge, but crying it out has been part of the reason she's been better.  It wasn't part of my plan, but she was 18 months and still wanted to nurse 3 times a night so I ended up doing it.  I would have stayed with her, but she would hit and scream even if I was there, so I eventually gave up and left.  Anyhow, fast forward to now, she still nurses before bed, but then I put her down by herself to go to sleep.  Lately, after I leave, she has been getting up and going to the white noise maker I have by her crib and instead, playing the cheesy music that it has.  I personally don't think the music is particularly calming, but she's been happily going to sleep with it.  I do have to go and turn it off before I go to bed so that we don't have to listen to it in the monitor all night.

Today my mom called Maggie a "ragamuffin".  She has been known to do a rag DOLL walk as seen in this video, but ragamuffin seems harsh.  She did want to make it clear that she didn't blame Maggie...she blamed me.  I can only assume that she means that Maggie has inherited a disheveled gene from me.

I think these pictures show a different side to her.  She loves dressing up in Molly's princess garb and dancing

Magic!

We have tomatoes!  Maggie is really into Moes.  Every time we get out of the car, she yells "I pick moes!" and trys to run away to the tomatoes.

Maggie Moe.

I have to say I'm kind of loving how idyllic their childhood is looking in this post.  Fresh produce and running around on a huge lawn.  make no mistake, it's punctuated with lots of yelling and too much screen time.

She's SOOO pleased with herself when she gets in Maggie's chair.  Notice she also has her favorite tool: scissors.  She used those recently to give herself a trim.  I had to laugh when she got her "report card" from preschool and they showed that she had not yet mastered scissors.  I guess they didn't notice her new layers, which truthfully, are not that terrible when you consider she's a four year old with safety scissors.

Big news from today:  Molly got a medal!  She participated in the Olympiad for her gymnastics's school today.  She did awesome.

She of course wore it for the rest of the day.  Even though she pretty much only wore her panties for most of the day.

 

I make no promises, but my parents are heading back to Joplin tomorrow, so maybe I'll be better about updating. 

Fair!

Molly went to the fair this past week with her friends Grayson, Colbie and Kate.  This year the kids all had their own agendas so we all found ourselves being dragged in different directions by 4 year olds.  We did have a lot of fun though and she even came home with a couple souvenirs (a new word she pulled out of nowhere, special for the fair)

I can't get over how cute this is.  It should be noted that this was not staged by us.  They just wanted to hold hands.  So freaking cute.

She was adamant that she would be riding the bunny.  I guess while she was riding she was telling Jonny "My bunny is galloping!". Later that night, Jonny and I were cracking up because we watched The Hobbit, and what do you know? There were actually galloping bunnies.

 

I'm leaving out the picture of Jonny in the fun house.  Just like last year, Molly was unable to make it through without him.  Grayson also had some issues and Kate lost her shoes...so it was good he went in.

 

Too much fun!  She was totally passed out before we got home.  Yay for 6:00 bedtime!

One of Maggie's favorite things is trying on clothes.  The size is usually irrelevant.

Here she is with Jonny's shorts

"I lost 65 lbs on Nutri-System!"

Everyday, Maggie runs into the kitchen where I keep the paint brushes and water cup and screams "PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!" I usually let her, but it's usually a huge mess.  It doesn't help when your sister tags you. I suppose writing "Molly" on her back is relatively kind.  I sure in the future she'll become much more creative.

Birthday First

First things First Molly's 4! Yes, yes, almost a month ago, but I'm kind of slow these days.  Her party was lots of fun and she had a great time whooping it up and bouncing around with her friends.  Thanks to everyone who was able to come!

Notice the hello kitty band-aid on her elbow.  I had to hand out several of those during the party.  I'm pretty sure that means it was a success.

I'm going to be glad when all the candy is gone from my house.

We had a great Easter, with lots of excitement.  Molly informed me in the morning that "we have a lot to do today Mama!" Somehow, we made it through.

I was surprised at how good Maggie was at finding eggs.  She's only 19 months and she found at least 2 eggs all on her own without any adult or 4 year old guidance. 

Victorious!

"Melmo!"

I love how before I was a parent, I told myself that I would somehow resist getting my kids "licenced character" toys/clothes. Yeah, that was stupid.  It starts with Elmo, you just LOVE it when they declare with such certainty "Melmo!" but it's a slippery slope straight to Lalaloopsy land.  I will swear to you right now, that I will never have a Bratz or a monster high doll in my house.  They're horrible!  So no one should be tempted to ever buy her one, I will throw it in the trash immediately.

Chwubby Bwunny!

So my mom had bought the girls little matching dresses and I wanted to take a cute picture of them together so we could remember our supper happy Easter.  I tried to get Molly to cooperate but she kept saying she didn't want to take a picture with Maggie because she was jealous.  I guess it was too much that Maggie had 4 whole eggs out of the 20 or so items that were hidden.  So I told her to show me her best "jealous" faces.  Here they are:

Pah-thetic!

You can see that she recovered.  Not enough however to actually take the picture with Maggie.

She had TWO dresses.  Lucky girl with 2 doting grandmothers

Jonny also took her to the country club egg hunt, but Maggie and I stayed home so she could get a nap in before an awesome dinner at Granny's.  

Fighting Fours

About 1 week until Molly's four and I'm hoping that her attitude past week isn't indicative of our next year together.  We actually have pretty similar outlooks on the situation: we're both pretty sure I'm doing something wrong. Mostly kidding.  Some friend had shared that they had read in a parenting book something to the extent of "what you love about your kid today may be gone tomorrow, so don't gloat, and what drives you nuts may be resolved in a week, so don't sell him to the circus".  I may have been guilty of some internal gloating and I'm afraid I may be paying for it now.  A few weeks ago Molly and I were at Target and she was just being fantastic.  She asked for things, I told her "no" and she accepted my answer as if I were an adult in control of the situation.  I even felt particularly proud of myself because I remembered to tell her how great it was that she was being such a good sport about not receiving every Lalaloopsy and Disney Doll that the place had.  Fast Forward to today: When we were walking through the Dream gift shop after leaving Cassie's new Yoga studio, she had a meltdown over some doll she was calling the "tooth fairy".  I had prepped her before we went that we weren't getting anything today and she had confidently told me that she just wanted to look.  When she saw the dolls, she first took the "let's get Maggie something angle".  I don't fall for that though since I know what that looks like...Molly dancing around a screaming Maggie while holding "Maggie's" toy. I  then decide we need to leave as soon as possible and tried to pry her hands off the doll, but her tiny hands were fused onto it. I finally get the doll in one piece back on the shelf.  Then she snatches it off again before I can get her far enough away. Trying not to cause a scene, but she's given me no choice.  I had to carry her screaming to the car and force her into the car seat.  Look away people.  If anyone is shopping at that store for Molly's birthday, DO NOT buy a fairy doll...as far as I'm concerned, that doll is DEAD to her.  Regardless, we're not selling her to the circus just yet. 

Here's the good stuff:

I was super happy that Molly offered to push Maggie in the swing instead of freaking out and insisting that it was her turn.

She even gave her a few spins

Kids always have to involve their toes.  Maybe that's just my kids.

She even shared her bike helmet with Maggie.

She played the game she made up: tree ring toss.

Also nice, was getting the first 7 consecutive hours of sleep that I have had in 4 years (rough estimate).  For whatever reason when Molly came to our room, she settled onto her mat and didn't bother waking us and she even managed to do it on the same night that Maggie didn't wake up.  Amazing for sure! 

Duets

It's still February and I'm actually getting some pictures up!
I was playing the piano the other day and Molly decided to accompany me on her little piano.  It was cracking me up how even though she's pretty much just randomly slamming on the keys, she stayed true to the rhythm of the song.  She really likes this song in particular. She always likes to come over to me when I'm playing it and ask me "Mama, is that 'Weeping Willow'?" even though she already knows the answer.
 
We've come up with a (temporary?) solution to at least one of our sleep problem children.  I bought a little roll up mattress that I keep at the side of our bed.  So far she's been good about using it and hasn't tried to sneak back into our bed.  Most of the time when she comes in at night she doesn't even wake us up anymore which is great.

Just have to fix up that other little one and then maybe we can sleep like normal again.

Maggie and Molly trying out Molly's new "bed".

Molly wanted me to take a picture of her with her friends Dolly and Kitty (kind of unoriginal names).  Of course Maggie had to join in too.  Never mind the dust bunnies in the corner, our Roomba, Pocus, is obviously slacking.  When my Mom got us the Roomba for Christmas, we asked Molly to name it. Her first attempt was "Robot Vacuum Cleaner".  I told her that that wasn't going to cut it and that she needed to try again.  She completely delivered and came up with "Pocus" right there on the spot.

Little Valentine Magnolia.  I didn't get a picture of Molly on Valentine's.  She also had a Hello Kitty outfit.  I'm sure she'll be wearing it until Christmas, she loves it that much.

The Dorman's and the Morris's came over for a visit yesterday.  They all had a great time playing together.  

Boys in the box.

This is truly as good of a picture as we could have asked for.  Take note, there are 7 kids and only 1 is over the age of 4.  The two in the front row were the wild cards and for whatever reason, they cooperated.  The 3 in the middle are being bribed.  They received cookies immediately following the picture.  I wouldn't recommend bribery for everyday things, but for the occasional picture, it's a pretty handy and extremely effective tactic.

First month of the year

I guess I've lost steam in writing this thing.  I feel bad mostly because I like to have our little books to read through.  I also feel guilty because I was much better for Molly's first years than I have been for Maggie's.  I suppose a one year old plus an almost 4 year old is just too much for me to handle in addition to documenting.

So, it rained a few times in January.  Molly found my umbrella and she was in love.  It took awhile, but I did finally get it put back away.  I did have to endure it laying around my house in various inconvenient places for a week or so.

We had the whole gang over for lunch the other day.  Maggie and Colbie have been enjoying mommy and me gymnastics for about a month now.  Ramsey and I haven't managed to bring our cameras yet, so we have no pictures.  There are 3 more classes, so hopefully one of us can manage to bring one before it's over.

Not sure if she made the shot, but she looks like she was about to.

Maggie has this new annoying habit of stripping from the waist down.  I'm sure some people would say this is my opportunity to potty train, but I seriously don't want to put the effort that it would take to potty train an 18 month old.  I did move the potty out, but that's about as far as I've gotten.  I honestly wish she would just keep her clothes on.

I took these picture after she had stripped down and then was walking on the table in the playroom, basically mooning the backyard.  once I was outside though, she was more interested in mashing her face against the window.

Last Friday was western day at Molly's school.  You can't see it here, but the little tiara on the hat lights up.  It was pretty awesome.

Yesterday Meredith, my mom and I went to yoga at Aunt Cassie's new Yoga studio.  When we got back Molly wanted to drag my mat out so she could show off her moves.  Then of course Maggie wanted to show off her moves too.  She was also without pants, as she is known to be lately.

Hopefully I'll be able to pull it together and write before another month has passed, but I kind of doubt it, little kids keep you busy.